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fic recs

frame thy fearful symmetry by blodnasirr
“I’m going to be here for a while,” Clint said to him, “You better get used to it.” (PG)

succour a poor man without crushing by blodnasirr
He thinks William Brandt is simple, neat, clean. He remembers it effortlessly. He whispers it a few times, introduces himself to his reflection, practices responding to the name as naturally as possible. (R, Mission Impossible-crossover)


the worship of unknown hands by blodnasirr
“Well, what if I want to get to know you better?” challenged Clint. “What if you already know who I am?” (NC-17)


the room where the unloved go
by blodnasirr
It was a tradition to name the sole prisoner in the Room as the Unloved. (PG-13)


song of solomon by blodnasirr
“Didn’t hear you the first time, babe,” Clint said in a faux-calm tone, snapping at the consonants and hissing at the vowels. “You’re where?!” “Wall Street,” Bruce’s soft voice replied, barely audible on the cellphone. “I’m occupying it.” (R)

Paper Weights and Purple Pens
by bellax_xmuerte
Sometimes The Avengers just need a friendly face to talk to; that’s why they creep into Bruce Banner’s lab. (PG-13)

you’ve come so far to be right where you are
by knownrendezvous
Clint comes home from a mission and Bruce is there, waiting for him in bed. (PG-13)


Orientation
by marchingjaybird
Bruce Banner starts a new project with SHIELD and slowly comes to realize that SHIELD agents really don’t have enough to do with their spare time. (PG-13)


Mind Eraser, No Chaser by marchingjaybird
A demi-god, a living legend, a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist, a man with breathtaking anger management issues, and a couple of master assassins walk into a bar… (PG-13)

If I Had Sleeves, I’d Wear My Heart There by somanyopentabs
It was like something out of a porno; the six of them, gathered back at the mansion, disheveled and sweating and high on pheromones. (NC-17, sex pollen) (mention of Steve/Tony, Natasha/Thor)

assume a defensive stance by hoosierbitch
No one can understand why Bruce and Clint are together. Clint’s loud, brash, irritating—exactly what Bruce doesn’t need in his life. (Also, there are sandwiches. Of LOVE.) (PG-13)

Two Avengers Off the Clock
by curiouslyfic
Clint’s not entirely sure Bruce knows it’s a date. (PG-13)


I Wanna Go by theoddoodisnude
“This is—” he clears his throat and hates his life for a moment, because he can deal with being the Hulk; he knows that his life is strange and upside-down and consists of mixing chemicals and turning into an enormous, green monster and fighting alongside demi-gods, national icons, assassins and advanced tinmen. But this was not in the brochure. “This is Tony’s incredibly misguided attempt at getting me to — seduce you.” (G)

Safe, Vulnerable, Bull’s Eye by underscoredom
He maps out Bruce the way he maps out a battlefield. (PG-13)


Most Important Meal of the Day
by underscoredom
It’s not that he can’t miss breakfast; it’s just he’d rather not. (G)

Untitled by mycroftsassistant
It’s a Thursday. (PG-13 )

more recs coming soon!